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Breaking: Keanu Reeves Refuses to Present Whoopi Goldberg’s Lifetime Achievement Award: “She’s Not a Good Person” more details here….See More
Keanu Reeves is one of the nicest, most genuine people in Hollywood. Whoopi Goldberg, on the other hand, was recently voted “most hated person” in Tinsel Town, a distinction nobody seems to be able to refute.
Reeves was chosen to present this year’s Lifetime Achievement award by the TV Production Committee, a role he was honored to take on…until he heard that he’d have to share the stage and present the award to Whoopi Goldberg.
“She’s not a nice person,” said Reeves in a voice that almost sounded like he was addressing Rufus outside the Circle K, “I don’t want to be remembered as the guy who made that mistake.”
Justin Timberlake, Wynona Ryder, and Gloria Estefan also declined. They’re still waiting to hear back from Jackie and Kelso, who desperately need something different to happen in their lives, but nobody seems to be able to find them.
“We believe those two are probably in a ravine somewhere after losing their social media following to the worst apology video ever recorded,” said Ravine Captain Joe Barron of the 136th Marine Paralegal Unit, “We’re just gonna start here in LA and go from ravine to ravine until we find them.”
Others believe that they may also be in a shallower thing, such as a ditch or even a puddle, but everyone agrees they are likely dead from embarrassment, joining their careers. Topher Grace was unavailable for comment, once again leaving his dignity intact.
Reeves said there’s no way he’ll change his mind, no matter how dumb the story gets. God Bless America.
About 30 minutes ago Heavily Pregnant Olympic legend Simone Biles and her husband, Jonathan Owens, announced the arrival of their baby boy! The couple, who have been eagerly anticipating their first child, shared heartwarming photos of their newborn from a hospital in Houston, Texas, as they also Joyfully announce the name of their new arrival… See More Details Below
Patrick and Brittany Mahomes Share First Photo of Baby Golden Raye’s Face, Announce Shocking Pregnancy News as Brittany Reveals Son Bronze’s Hilarious Reaction: “Mom, When Is She Going Back to Her House?” – Admitting He Doesn’t Like His Baby Sister for Taking All the Attention
Royal Tragedy: Prince Prince William burst in tears as doctor confirm passing of king Charles will be sooner than expected …See More Details Below
BREAKING : Fox News has reported that U.S. President Donald J. Trump has passed away inside the White House, While attending a private meeting in the historic West Wing when the incident occurred. Emergency responders were seen rushing to the White House shortly after…See More Details Below
BREAKING NEWS: Oprah Winfrey suddenly ended her legendary show, announced she would leave the US, the underlying reason was…See More
“Unstoppable and Unforgettable: Serena Williams’ Swimsuit Pics That will Leave You in Awe”…See More Details Below
BREAKING: Sunny Hostin shocks audience by calling Elon Musk a “bastard” on The View. Musk’s reaction leaves the entire studio stunned, prompting Joy Behar to issue an immediate apology…
Jason Kelce reveals the biggest change he has noticed in his brother Travis since he started dating Taylor Swift , quoting the fact that he has really….See More
Such A Useless Lifestyle : Jennifer Lopez the streeter-Dom bed to bed midfielder. Men she has dated, got engaged to and married, this is minus the undocumented and the one night stands….
BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk is considering distributing $5,000 checks to all Americans using Dogecoin (DOGE) savings, sparking widespread excitement and speculation…
Olympic Gymnast Simone Biles and NFL Player Jonathan Owens: They Announce Their Pregnancy with a Heartwarming, Picture-Perfect Photoshoot Showcasing Biles’ Growing Baby Bump…see more
